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Intro, this is the intro
02:43
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Fetish Machine
03:50
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Fetish Machine
When I'm deflated,
Feeling Frustrated,
When my cakes got no sticky cream,
I play with my toy, my little boy,
I find he helps me let off my steam,
Yes when my love boats ground,
There's nothing better it seems,
To get my boat back afloat,
Afloat on the salty stream,
Then my Fetish Machine......
Grease up the nipples,
Oil up the cogs,
Check the controls in the rubber glove box,
Yank and pull the levers,
Oh what a dream
My Marvellous Mechanical Fetish Machine
Number one handle controls the sandal that swings to spank my bum,
Second handle releases the Cocker Spaniel who wags his tail at all the fun,
Third Lever makes a life sized latex Trevor Cleavor Bare his all to everyone
So Turn On The Fetish Machine
You can sit on the deck chair,
with exposed pubic hair,
let the wet dish cloth tickle your parts,
Or stand on the platform,
The platform of porn,
and experience some real art,
Whatever you chose it will ejaculate your blues and forfil your naughty heart
Lets Go!!!!!!!!!
My marvellous forfilling fetish machine
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Shut Up Mr. Philips
04:59
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Shut Up Mr Philips
He got an arse like a row of houses,
see it hanging out the back of his trousers,
working those keys, flipping those switches,
Its enough to turn angels into bitches.
it's enough to make a grown man cry,
or crying man groan.
shut up mister Phillips with your Casio machine,
you really grind my gears with your Casio machine,
your driving me bananas with your Casio machine.
you really piss me off with that Casio machine
I think my ears are bleeding
your Rumba buttons stuck,
you really need to stop it now you musical for crying out loud Jesus wept switch it off give the circuits a rest.
I'm going round the twist and up the u bend
stop fingering that plastic thing my friend,
I swear to God one more bar and I will blow a gasket.
Push me far enough and in an orafice I'll insert it!
Shut up Mister Phillips with your Casio machine,
You really grind my gears with your Casio machine,
I'd like to stick it up your arse your Casio machine,
you really piss me off with your Casio machine.
your bleeps do not give me satisfaction,
tired of your endless mystro bation
it's really time you switched it off and left
last chance mister before your wearing it in you bass cleft
oh why oh why are you hell bent
on this battery powered torment
Jesus h Christ
shut up Mister Phillips on your Casio machine,
you really grind my gears with that Casio machine,
I really need to end the life of that Casio machine,
you really piss me off with your Casio machine.
#tag seriously question mark
get out of town
# be itch
like totally barf out
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Alright Graham? and other random Barbershop talk
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Slapstick Massage
03:57
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I was all tensed up and needed calming down,
so I got my arse up and went down the town,
Well I didn't really know where I was going and I really couldn't give a Monkeys
I saw a sign it said Slapstick Massage, I thought yes that could be funky
So I slipped up and alley way and slinked down some stairs
knocked on the door and was greeted by two young beautiful masseurs
They said come inside sir we are open for your business
I thought this is an opportunity not to be missed,
One said off with your shirt, The other said down with your trousers
The they proceeded to oil me up with an oil that quite frankly aroused me
They said make yourself comfy sir on the big leather seat
well you can imagine what happened when my oily body and that seat did met.
I was slip sliding all over that chair
The Girls were rubbing me here, there and everywhere
The more I wriggled, the more they giggled
The more they giggle the more I slid
Oh my word ad lib.
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The Small Screen Zombies
05:22
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I'm So Cockney It Hurts
04:04
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I'm So Cockney it hurts
I'm so Cockney it hurts,
I'm so Cockney it's killing me,
the ole Lamberth walk got me in shackles,
playing holy hell with me cockles and me muscles.
me cor' blimey trousers making me ill
tight up my Harris kinking me jelled ell
Up and down the old Kent road
In and out the Rubber dub dub,
Knees up Mother Brown , Knees Mother Brown, knees up whojars wotsit
Giving it some Alright treacle
whoops I think I've popped my Weasle
I'm so Cockney it hurts,
I'm so Cockney it hurts,
show me your tuppence, I'll give you me bag,
my bag for feeding the birds
I'm so Cockney it hurts,
I'm so Cockney it's killing me,
sweeping the chimneys I'm always bending,
Me backs, me pegs, me plates need mending,
Meths and Stress in the Family,
Trouble and strive up against the ole Dickory
(break) knock it off, turn it in!!!
"right in the ole schmackers"
I'm so Cockney it hurts,
I'm so Cockney it hurts,
show me your tuppence I'll give you me bag,
my bag for feeding the birds
I'm so Cockney it hurts,
I'm so Cockney it's killing me,
just seen a bird with great Mods and Rockers,
wouldn't mind getting inside those Knickerbockers,
but me breaches have caused me a problem....ullo John gotta new scrotum!
I'm from old London town,
born to the bow bellend sound,
Oranges and Lemons, Pearly Kings and queens, Frank off EastEnders, know what I means
lend me a monkey till Thursday,
get me a cuppa tea
I'm so Cockney it hurts,
I'm so Cockney it hurts,
daisy daisy I'm 'alf crazy, so flipping cockernese it urts
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Building The Machine
04:51
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Big Butcher Man Barry
03:49
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There's a little Butchers Shop that I know of in town,
That's Bulging full of Women folk from dawn until sundown,
Ladies come from far and wide to get their beef jerky,
They come from miles around to gobble on his turkey,
They say he serves a sausage like no one else and his nutritious meaty balls are so good for your health.
He's the butcher who is so butch,
He's a great big hairy soul,
He loves to supply those housewife's
with a lean and juicy rissole
He prepares their red meat,
with his highly skilled hands,
He aint blood Offal
No He's the best in the land!
Well some Ladies come for pork, some love the black pudding,
Others come buy rabbit, or a bit of tasty Crackling,
Whatever meaty treats they seek, they are sure to get them
"how about some scratching or a large goose madam?"
They say he does faggots and his mince is full of splendour
He take out the gristle and he beats it 'till its tender
If its a nice game bird you want, well he does 'em me 'ole mucker
He strings them up, guts and stuffs 'em, he's a master Plucker
On display are thighs and rump all laid out on fake grass,
Skinned and ready, wide open are many carcus
"Trevor have you seen my Cleaver? I don't know where I put it,
That's a nice bit of breast you've got love and some fine tasty giblets
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Doz UK
Founder Member of Mutant Cabaray
